Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.