Who played Gandalf in the Islamic versi...

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay