What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste