What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

What is Anon's favorite coding language?

Fortran

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What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

What's a programmer's favorite drug?

Codeine.