How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.