How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.