What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!