Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!