2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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All white, all white, all white!

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!