Little Head Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.