What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.