What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.