What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!