Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.