Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Previous Random Joke Next
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Patrick Stewart Jokes More Patrick Stewart Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.