Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.