What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS