What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.