What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

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Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.