What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.