What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.