What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief