What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Relief Jokes More Relief Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T