What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.