Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River