Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.