Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.