Protester Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

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One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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Their guilt.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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A caterpillar

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle