It was the knight time
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They storm the baaaastille.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Neither of us have finished The Castle.
A castle
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
He wouldn't turn in his essay
Sorry.
I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
A barber!
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
European
Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.
BAAA
Nahhhh
To make our bones stronger
