It was the knight time
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They storm the baaaastille.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
When there's a sail on it.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Because the trees break wind.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Arak of lamb
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
An old glory hole.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
They can't croco-dial the phones.
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.