Medieval Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..