Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.