What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.