Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF