What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Previous Random Joke Next
4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

9 Arm Jokes More 9 Arm Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.