Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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Windows 10.

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Because Jesus saves.

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Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!