Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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You would rise and shine.

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Why is apple afraid of microsoft?

because 7 8 10

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No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.