How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".