How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.