What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.