What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!