Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....