Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....