Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D