Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

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Kurt and Rod

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Welp, seal ate her.

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Ghouldilocks.

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.