Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.