Nails in their hands and feet
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The finish line at the Boston Marathon
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I heard everybody had a blast.
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
A Boston Marathon.
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
Because the cow has the udder
A handicat
Because they've just had a big launch.
Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
An elephant with spare parts !el
6 foot of snot
It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
Because Boston has all the cups!
new gloves for the cold days
Give them a hand !
