Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.