What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p