What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.