What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.