Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!