How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.