Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.