Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.