Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.