What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.