What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

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