Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.