How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.