What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.