How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.