How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work