Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!