Apple Store Jokes

It doesn't have windows.

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Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

For the watch .

For the watch

For the Watch.

For the watch!

They don't have Windows installed. )

For the watch

Does that make you an iWitness?

Your mailbox is missing!

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Wife: Please go wait in the car

The punch line...

Kurt and Rod

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Because now his watch has ended.

For the watch!

A full set of teeth.

He had no patients

I don't know, but it isn't !

We were thankful.

Apple Store Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

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