Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.