Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

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What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce