Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!