Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.