Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct