What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.