What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!