What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.