What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.