Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?

A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World?

Kicked out.

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