It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Waiting for him to show up.
To crunch numbers.
He couldn't budget.
13 seconds of eye contact.
