Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.