Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.