Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.