A midget.
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He couldn't budget.
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
He was having a coffin fit!
flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good
He wanted to be with his family.
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
A brick-layer.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
Logger-rhythms.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Tom Cruise
A small medium at large!
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
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